"You get ONE armrest..."
"We need everyone to be seated before the Captain can pull back from the gate.... Everyone to be seated. Everyone to be seated...."
"I told you, use the restroom in your ticketed class..."
"We APPRECIATE exact change..."
"Do NOT use your cell phone until we get to the GATE!"
"I said KEEP YOUR SEATBELTS FASTENED until the captain has turned off the seatbelt sign..."
"Thank you for choosing American Airlines, Mr Kelleher."
[I am so going to hell....]
=M=
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