God Bless The Intar-Web

The following is a transcript from my Yahoo! IM.  Read it at your own peril.

12:13:03 PM xstain2: hi... anyone there?             
12:13:20 PM himynameisdevin: Nobody here but us chickens.  Bawk!
12:13:40 PM xstain2: oh your there :) hhi...   
12:14:17 PM himynameisdevin: Hi.  ¿Quiénes son usted?
12:14:18 PM xstain2: a/s//l (age sex location)?   
12:14:30 PM xstain2: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thoight you might like to chat.
12:15:47 PM himynameisdevin: Pleased to meecha.  Lessee... 36 / M / Left field.    
12:15:37 PM xstain2: so what have you been up to himynameisdevin?

12:15:58 PM xstain2: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny :) (*blushs) 
12:16:28 PM himynameisdevin: Is there a human there I can speak to?
12:16:34 PM xstain2: feel like a little cyber fun with me ?   please please...             
12:16:43 PM himynameisdevin: Anyone?  Anyone?
12:16:56 PM xstain2: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real hornny here.. lol ok?   
12:17:16 PM himynameisdevin: Naughty, naughty 'bot.
12:17:23 PM xstain2: bot? whats that? some kinda insullt or something?
12:17:56 PM himynameisdevin: Only insulting if there's a real, live person on the other side of the keyboard.  Which profile did you find my address with?
12:18:08 PM xstain2: alright :) how bout i get down on my knees in front pf you and help you out of your pants?         
12:18:31 PM himynameisdevin: Genius.
12:18:41 PM xstain2: tell me what you wantt me to do with you while i slip out of my panties   
12:19:05 PM himynameisdevin: Explain the Infield Fly rule.  That always turns me on.
12:19:17 PM xstain2: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and parz my moist lips         
12:19:51 PM himynameisdevin: That's it... tell me about Kevin Millwood's ERA.
12:19:56 PM xstain2: maybbe you shouldnt ask so many questions         
12:20:23 PM himynameisdevin: My only question is whether Adam Eaton will make a smooth transition to the AL. 
12:20:42 PM xstain2: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, spft lips engulf the mass of your meat         
12:21:46 PM himynameisdevin: You tell me baby... is Ian Kinsler ready for primetime?
12:21:51 PM xstain2: maybe i dont want to answer hat         
12:22:17 PM himynameisdevin: It would really turn me on.
12:22:27 PM xstain2: open my website so you can look at me while iim sucking you. use the link in my profile!   
12:22:51 PM himynameisdevin: With streaming stats for my rotisserie league?
12:22:57 PM xstain2: what do you thinnk of my pics?             
12:23:24 PM himynameisdevin: Incredibly hot.  Of course, you'd look great wearing one of the new Rangers sleeveless jerseys.
12:23:30 PM xstain2: just loungingg around in my undies.... u?       
12:24:21 PM himynameisdevin: Wearing my Manchester United jersey, even though it's unlikely they'll play for the trophy this year.
12:24:27 PM xstain2: shit the phone. dont sto stroking it. hold on...          
12:24:56 PM himynameisdevin: I'd rather not.  The handset would hurt.  Especially the antenna.
12:25:15 PM xstain2: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my caam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there   
12:25:39 PM himynameisdevin: That's a shame.  I wanted to talk more about Jon Daniels' merits as a new GM.  Ciao!

Comments

[Dawn]

Oh. My. Goo'ness.

[Bon]

Rockstar awesome! THANK YOU! LOL

[Chubbs]

LOL Devin you are the MAN!!!! I get tired about 3 phrases in and you took it all the way. I owe you a shot the next time I see ya up at Frills my good man.

[Ali]

genius

[Suzer]

HOWL!!
Happy New Year!
Your new Canadian chum
Suzer

[Oscar]

Holy Crap, I thought I was the only one she loved.

[Raoul]

Thanks for posting this. I just got contacted by the same person.

With the same opening lines. Ugh.