Metroblogging Dallas contributor Mark Searcy (whom I know for a fact I've met in my previous days) republished this list of 31 Things You Didn't Know About Chuck Norris. The original was on a LiveJournal entry somewhere ... out there.
Anyway, the item that makes me giggle every time I see it:
13. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong.
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