Save The iPod-Less Children

I'd like you meet my good friend Mike G.

There are many ways you might have already run into Mike.  He runs the renowned weblog Churn!, appeared numerous times on the Wild Ass Circus as "America's favorite 28-year-old virgin," and fought his way to a draw against Dallas Derby Devils bruiser Raisin' Cain. 

But Mike isn't sad in this picture because he's about to get beat down by a chick, nor is he a big ol' pout box because Trish Stratus won't return his phone calls.  No, Mike G. frets because he's only one referral away from getting a free iPod.  ONE REFERRAL, you cheap bastards!

For the low, low cost of a sponsor-driven click or four, Mike G. will finally be lifted out of the dark soup of iPod-less misery, and into the sweet nirvana that all iPod owners know as salvation.  Won't you help?  Can't you help?  [tear falls]

Comments

[Mike G.]

Someone's already signed up...let's see if they'll come through...MG