M: So, I'm thinking about going to the game Sunday. When is it?
D: 1:05 first pitch. Detroit.
M: Dammit. I can't go, then.
D: Why? too early?
M: Nope -- you know why. At the bottom of the battery is "...Ivan Rodriguez."
D: Please. You went last year when he came back to town.
M: Doesn't matter! That was Florida. National League.
D: C'mon, dude. Detroit is barely American League. They have a Designated Wanna-Be Hitter.
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