Revisionist Cowbell

This is how I know I'm either getting too much caffeine, or I need more coffee.

In the kitchen, looking in the freezer to see whether the icemaker is working properly or not: "Yeah, you'd better make my ice, bitch!"

I'm a huge fan of Art of Noise, but I will never understand why they went in and re-worked half of their songs for 'The Best of the Art of Noise.' In particular, the mix of "Legs" they used for the compilation, "Legacy," is a travesty. The singular thing that makes the track so powerful is the booming, hip-thrust-inducing drum kick after the horn intro. "Legacy," on the other hand, assassinated that drum beat for some slower, wimpy cowbell trickle (and no, this is not one of those times where the only cure for my fever... is more cowbell!). Daaahhhhhh!

Okay, I'm better now. Definitely need more caffeine.