Knack-Knicks

First, I was quite drunk last night while posting the entry 'Epiphany Lite.' I'm sure I had a point to make in there somewhere, but don't hold me to that.

* Scientists at the University of Wisconsin claim that hamburgers act on the body in the same way as nicotine and heroin, altering the biochemistry of the brain like an opiate. Hell, I could have told you this without a study. After going to Kincaid's for lunch, I'm as high as a bloomin' kite. I just want Wendy's to bring back the damned Cheddar Lover's bacon cheeseburger! Dave Thomas would never have let this much time pass without bringing it back!

* After a firefight, U.S. infantry "may have killed Saddam Hussein's two sons, Uday and Qusay." Then again, they may have killed Kenny. Or anyone else. Meanwhile, Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and the Hamburglar remain at large.

* President Bush warned Syria and Iran today that they "will be held accountable" if they fail to cooperate more with the administration's campaign against terrorism.

Slowly I turned... step by step... inch by inch...!